No one really ever gave it a thought before, but even idols had their own fandoms too. Like one Ogata Ryuichi who was bouncing on the sofa next to Keita. With a silly grin on his face. And an AAA DVD in his hands. Keita sighed."We're watching that thing again?" he grumbled as he folded his arms on his chest. Ryuichi nodded enthusiastically, his eyes shining with a fanboy glint. The taller one exhaled resignedly. "You know, just because some other AAA fanboy said that watching that DVD three times a day would land AAA in your house one day doesn't mean it's true."
Ryuichi ruffled his long hair irritably. "ARGH!! Who dares interrupt my sacred AAA worship ritual!??!!" he cried woefully in response to the incessant rapping coming from the apartment's front door. "KEITA!!" he snarled. Said man jumped in suprise at his friend's sudden outburst. "Hai..?" Keita whimpered hesitantly.Ryuichi's gaze never left the insane dancing on the screen as he waved at the front door in annoyance. "Go answer it and then toss whoever it is off the balcony for their blasphemous actions," he muttered angrily. "If it's Ryohei, grab the food AND THEN throw him off the balcony."Keita squeaked before making haste for the front door. Swinging it open, his jaw dropped at the sight of two very familiar young men.
Nishi dropped his tired hand to his side and blinked disbelievingly at the famous man standing infront of him for a second before turning to grab Atae by the shoulders. "Erm..Atae..do not...""HOMG KEITA FROM W-INDS I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS I LOVE YOU CAN YOU GIVE ME HUG NO NO I MEANT AUTOGRAPH BUT I REALLY WOUDNT MIND A HUG CAUSE I I I love you.." Atae broke down and slumped onto Nishi, who rolled his eyes and smiled at the slack-jawed Keita. "Erm..so where do you want us?"
"Okaaaay. This is kinda weird." Then Keita pouted. "Wait... No Misako-chan?" he whined. The awkward scene was interrupted by a string of vulgarities coming from the living room followed by, "TACHIBANA KEITA, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO JUST THROW THEM OFF THE BALCONY, SO WOULD YOU HURRY UP AND COME WATCH THIS -HOMGHOMGHOMG- NISHI'S GONNA DO A BACKFLIP, QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!! GET YOUR SKINNY ASS BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Keita sniffed uncomfortably, as he cast an apologetic gaze at his guests. "Erm. Ryuchi-kun? You WANT to come over HERE right this minute."An enraged screech issued from within the apartment, followed by VERY ANGRY footsteps that padded towards the front door."This better be good, TachiBAKA, or so help me, I will break your--" ranted the smaller-sized idol who then, realizing who were at his front door, froze in mid-sentence.Ryuichi promptly fainted.
Atae stopped bawling into Nishi's t-shirt and looked up at Keita like a puppy that had just been flushed down the toilet."Am I not enough for you Keita-sama?" he mumbled through his clogged nose, eyes growing wide and glittery with unshed tears.Nishi sighed and tried to calmly think of a way to get Atae out of here while not having to breach their contract. And that's when the youngest member of W-inds decided to faint at the doorstep. "Crap..Urata is sooo gonna kill me.." he thought, as Atae wailed about his heartbreak.
Keita sighed loudly at the current state of things. The two fanboys had chosen to pass out together, leaving him in an even more awkward situation with Nishi, a man whom he'd had to hear about 24-7 from Ryuichi's impeccable fanboying. This was not a situation that Keita wanted to be in. He sighed again as he bent down to pick his friend off the floor, turned to Nishi and in a kind tone said, "You guys can come in if you want."The tall man paused to clear his throat, "Erm. And I wouldn't mind giving a hug or an autograph to your friend there. Just.. help me do the same for this baka, yeah?"
"Hai!" Nishi grinned gratefully and pulled his unconscious band-mate in through the open door, following behind Keita and his load. "Makes you wonder what's wrong with the girls huh.." Nishi commented, as he stood awkwardly in the strange new place, staring narrow-eyed at the usually unaffected Osakan lying on the sofa. "Keita-sama..no no! Those are for you! No please no! Oh if you insist!" Atae slept on peacefully with a big goofy smile, dreaming of sunshine and picnics and loads of love.
The w-inds vocalist dumped his bandmate haphazardly onto the unoccupied half of the sofa before chuckling to himself as he walked off to the kitchen. He returned with two glasses of milk and a plate of cookies, all of which he set on the small table in the living room. Keita offered one of the glasses to Nishi with a smile. "So... What brings the two of you here anyway?"
Nishi accepted the glass and looked down at it, hesitantly. "Erm..some publicity stunt our manager came up with..guess you watched the DVD three times..we saw the light beep in our headquarters..and Atae and I knew the area so..didn't think it'd actually be you guys.." Nishi grinned and was just about to sip on the glass of milk when a loud boom stopped him from doing so. "NISHIJIMA! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!" Nishi paled and dropped the glass to the floor, eyes growing wide at the slim female figure glowering by the felled front door. "I WAS JUST SMELLING IT! I SWEAR!" "YOU'D BETTER NOT BE LYING!"Nishi nodded rapidy and moved to hide behind Keita. "Misako..m..meet Keita! He likes you!" Nishi grinned nervously and gently pushed Keita forward.
Keita shifted uncomfortably from side to side. Sure, he had millions of screaming girl fans, but any kind of beauty always made him weak at the knees. Especially if he had a "sorta-crush" on that particular beauty, like the one standing infront of his front door. However, Nishi's gentle shove quickly brought him back to his senses, and the tall man turned to look from the cowering man behind to the glowering woman at the front door. He suddenly remembered the words that had been spoken transpired just earlier, and hurriedly bowed with his hands dramatically in the air and his head ridiculously near the floor. With much reverence in his voice as if in the presence of royalty, Keita spoke. "I assure you, the milk in this apartment is never anything less than the finest and freshest!"
Atae dreamt of cows and rainbow-colored clouds, hile Nishi stared dumbly at the idol infront of him. "Now this is the way to treat a lady!" Misako grinned and walked into the room, keeping her eyes level on Nishi as she pulled Keita up gently by his hair."Nishi..I'll take care of him..you don't touch the food and get Atae back when he's awake.." the petite girl spoke quickly as she dragged the dumbstruck Keita towards the exit. "But we aren't allowed to bring the fans anywhere!" Nishi's protests went unheard as Misako disappeared down the corridor along with the w-inds frontman. "KEITA-SAMA!!" a sudden scream filled the room and Nishi spun round to find Atae glaring at him with bloodshot eyes. "WE'VE GOT TO SAVE MY KEITA-SAMA FROM THE DEADLY CLUTCHES OF YOUR EVIL MISAKO!!" the manic Osakan exclaimed before jumping to his feet. He took a look around and grabbed Ryuichi from the couch and threw the still unconscious dude into Nishi's arms. "We'll take him with us! Just in case!" Atae barked and ran off towards the frontdoor. Nishi grumbled some before following after the crazed fanboy. "All I wanted was some milk.."
Ryohei hummed happily to himself as he huggled two large bags of groceries. When he got to the chorus, he couldn't help by burst out in song."SUPERLO-- KEITA!!!" he cried mid-word as his tall and bubbly bandmate came into sight --- being dragged along by a petite and gorgeous young lady. Infact, she looked incredibly familiar, but Ryohei just couldn't place her. He shrugged it off and instead started talking animatedly to Keita who was now coming closer with his female friend.Ryohei lifted the two bags up excitedly. "Look! I got food for dinner! But where are you going anyway? Are you gonna be back for dinner? Where's Ryuichi? Is he coming soon? Who's this girl? She looks familiar. Did you show her to me before?" he rambled on.... as Keita and female friend walked straight past without a single word. Keita's eyes were glassy and almost unseeing. It looked like he was in a trance of some sort.The w-inds. leader frowned. "Erm. Well okay then, I'll see you back at the apartment, yeah? Buddy? Pal? ....aw fuck it." Ryohei watched as the pair disappeared swiftly from his sight. He sniffed. "I'm from w-inds. too," he whined as he turned and trudged dejectedly back to their shared apartment.
Nishi struggled with the dead weight in his arms and wondered if Ryuichi would ever wake up. He stared curiously at the sleeping man and was thus distracted enough to not notice that Atae had stopped moving. Nishi bumped into his friend and almost lost his life out of shock that he had nearly dropped the cheeky w-inds member."Atae! What the hell!" Nishi exclaimed, gripping on tightly to the unconscious Ryuichi. "It's that other member of w-inds! He's coming this way! I can't remember his name! What do I do Nishi!!" Atae flailed and Nishi rolled his eyes, thoroughly annoyed at the moment. Nishi only wished that his hands weren't occupied cause he seriously needed to hurt Atae real bad. "HELP US RYOHEI!! KEITA'S IN TROUBLE AND YOUR FRIEND RYUICHI MIGHT BE IN A COMA I DON'T EVEN KNOW!" Nishi hollered desperately at the approaching figure of the seemingly depressed man.
Ryohei dropped the two bags of grocery at the exact same moment Ryuichi's eyes shot open. "KEITA'S IN TROUBLE?!?!" they hollered simultaneously. The beefier one jumped off Nishi's shoulder hurriedly before asking, "WHERE'D HE GO?" and then, realizing that he was talking to The Great Nishijima Takahiro went wobbly for a bit before collapsing yet again. The remaining member of w-inds. (AND RYOHEI IS A MEMBER, SO REMEMBER THAT) sighed before swiftly picking Ryuichi off the floor. It looked like his small frame was used to doing it all the time. Finally, in a calm manner befitting a leader, Ryuichi spoke, "So that's why that girl I saw with Keita looked so familiar. You guys are from AAA, right? Ryuichi adores you."Then skillfully balancing the weight of his bandmate on one shoulder as he picked up the strewn grocery, he queried, "What's this about Keita being in trouble? He looked pretty happy when I saw him 15 minutes ago walking away with his pretty friend."
"GAH! NO TIME TO WASTE! WE'LL EXPLAIN ON THE WAY!! KEITA-SAMA NEEDS US!" Atae screeched and flailed before grabbing Nishi's arm, pulling him along as he followed Misako's trail. Nishi sighed and smiled apologetically at the w-inds leader gingerly following behind. "It's Misako's feeding time..." he stated. "Damn if only we had more help!" Atae cursed below his breath as he trudged on, tightening his hold on his older band-mate.
"I DO BELIEVE THAT WAS A CRY FOR HELP," Hiroki-from-Lead shouted at his bandmates, as the four ran to meet Atae, Nishi, Ryohei and passed out!Ryuichi. Hiroki frowned at the sight of Ryohei being greatly eclipsed by the gigantic bag of groceries and his bandmate. "This boy looks like he needs help!!" Hiroki wailed dramatically. Ryohei snorted, "........I'M YOUR SENPAI DAMMIT. And I'm doing fine, actually."But that didn't stop Lead from scrambling to his aid. --Shinya's and Akira's legs wobbled as they attempted to divide Ryuichi's body weight between them. The massive bag of groceries was now in Hiroki's hands, and Keifu? Keifu was in charge of singing genki songs to keep everyone's spirits high. Ryohei sighed. "ONWARD!!!!!!" came Hiroki's battle cry as the troupe went forth on their rescue mission.
Misako hummed a little tune as she threw in large amounts of onions, tomatoes and potatoes into the huge, black cauldron resting comfortably on a big pile of firewood. "I LOVE TOMATOES!!" comes a delighted shriek from inside."Well that's just wonderful Keita! Now you be a good boy and stay in there while I go get some more alright?!" Misako shouts out with a grin before walking out into her garden."Alright! She's gone! Hurry!" A figure sneaks out from under the table, followed by another seconds later."Please tell me why we're doing this again.." The taller one groans and watches as the other snoops around the items lying about the table."I'm just taking back what is mine, Min." The shorter one pouts and continues his search."I hate you." The taller one shakes his head and looks around as well."HELLO? MISAKO? IS THAT YOU?" "What the hell was that?!" "It's the Ghost of The Kitchen Guardian!" THWAP!!"OUCH!""Sorry Hyung. Hey..I think it came from there.."A door creaks open and slams shut and the two figures in the kitchen jump. "She's back! Hurry Min!""Hyung wait! That was just the winAAAAAAH!!!"SPLASH!!...SPLASH!!..."Ugh tomatoes!...EEEEK!! NO MIN! STOP!!"ChangMin ignores JaeJoong and thrashes about throwing anything and everything that he could land his hands on at the frightened man running about dodging said items. "COME OUT FROM BEHIND THAT MAN JAEJOONG OR I SWEAR I AM GOING TO..." ChangMin blinks. JaeJoong freezes."Keita-honey! I'm back~!"